Mr. Green's Big Break
Today is the 30th Anniversary of Steve’s disappearance
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at 28:30 you can hear Mr Greenz emerge from Jerma like some sort of demon that has possessed him for the past 8,000 years and is only awakened when he acquires a mass amount of wealth
I like how Jerma intentionally made terrible decisions on blackjack because he knew that it would be interesting for Mr. Greenz character development.
28:31 still makes me teary eyed by laughing so hard, I just imagine mr green bursting out of his chair and flexing his arms.
HE GOT THE SAME HAND 2 TIMES IN A ROW
"Steve, what do you think i am? A fucking psycho?" He says while placing all of his remaining $44497 worth of chips on one bet
Jerma didn't move to Vegas because it's a more lowkey LA.
He moved there because Mister Green's been badgering him to go to the casino every time he looked in the mirror, Normand Osborne style.
Mr green rolls up 10$ bills to use as cigars
losing so much money at the blackjack table you fucking throw up instantly
Isn't it interesting that the woman with the baby asks for 100 bucks because they're too poor but returns with 200 bucks?
Mr Green is not only such a funny character but carried by perfect time choice and timing on Jermas part. Genuinely think this is comedic genius on Jermas part.
10:10 the fact that mr green was not even trying to haggle but brought down the price of the jewel from 5k to 2.5k — HALF the appraisal, and STILL didn't take it is such a good testament to his character
You know I once heard of a man who was both green and retired
28:31 beat switch
21:37 I love how quiet jerma has gotten over this BS play. You can feel the pain
my dad works at a casino in michigan, someone actually has had a heart attack and died at his blackjack table
I am convinced this is the best video on YouTube. The twists, the the turns, it couldn’t be scripted.
30:59 I didn’t realize I started making gagging noises when I get stressed because of this help
everyone's loving on mr green but where's the appreciation for his predecessor Mr. L (or rather, Mr. Lust, as is 'more like it')
Ten…..dollars….
my favorite part is that mr green only made a profit because other random people just gave him money
Holy shit
This is the best jerma vid
i havent laughed so hard in over a year. thank you
I keep coming back to this video. And I keep noticing different things.
At 1:26 there's already an internal battle going on between Mr. Green and Jerma where Jerma is trying to get out of the slots. Mr. Green is trying to get out and make more money.
2:31 Jerma boasting about his Blackjack skills EDIT: It's actually Mr. Green already trash talking and bad mouthing. You can notice that already as a little bit of Mr. Green comes out at 3:50.
Then at last Mr. Green reveals himself. There was not enough confidence in the plays and in the voice. It's done with Mr L and a metamorphisis happened into a beautiful green butterfly.
13:09 The first time Mr. Green got hurt from missing a big payout and started drinking his worries away.
15:06 Mr. Green starts taking more control and starts appreciating Jerma as a guy he used to know. But secretly admitting he is jealous of his fortune of doing nothing and Mr. Green as a hard working man can't even get a loan for a house to buy for his girlfriend and her daughter.
15:36 When Mr. Green bets 569 on roulette thrice he rolls 4 four times in a row. In his anger Mr. Green tried to drown Jerma as he felt his fortune slipping away while Jerma still does nothing but make weird noises and is rich.
16:20 As Jerma is losing his sanity and mixing between Jerma and Mr. Green they start asking others for money just like Mr. Green
16:57 Jerma notices even he is not in control anymore of Mr. Green. There's no switching on purpose anymore.
The split identity arc
18:44 Jerma completely lost the meaning of money. Using money they lent from others and just betting and spending on impulse as the only thing they care about is more green
19:08 Jerma is becoming more and more psychotic. They are having arguments with themselves.
19:24 Jerma is getting more and more cocky. As they are getting more famous and they keep getting money from people just for remembering who they are. Jerma became a celebrity and made a fortune just doing doing weird noises.
21:17 Jerma becomes aware again of value of money for a second. He suddenly gets more competitive again as he thinks about his actions more.
22:08 Jerma jokes that the casino is not about the games you play, it's about the people you meat along the way when you show character.
Mr. Green takes over
22:47 As Jerma was not grateful for the fame Mr. Green got and he rejected his character. Mr. Green decides it's time to take over and become greedy. He even doubts giving away $100 to a mom with a sick daughter. Even though, Mr Green has never seen so much green
23:48 Mr. Green slowly going more insane every second. He gets super sensitive about the music in the casino.
23:48 On top of that Mr. Green is angry and doesn't give a shit about people their money struggles. Even when Mr. Bugleberry gave Mr. Green crazy amounts from money. The only thing he cares about is getting more casino.
24:34 Jerma completely lost his mind as he hit the jackpot. Mr. Green has become what he was aiming for. The high-roller status.
The Laurel Palace
25:46 Jerma is at its last grasps trying to take control over the situation. But it becomes clear very fast.
26:23 Jerma is not a high roller. He is too scared.
26:48 Jerma is completely ridiculing the daredevil lifestyle.
27:19 Jerma has no sense of control. He goes all in or mini bets.
28:07 MR. Green is soooo disappointed. After all the time they spent together. With Mr. Bugleberry, $2000 dollar lady and Diamond Ring boy.
Jerma has not learnt a thing.
28:15 Mr. Green takes over Jerma's reflexes. No more thinking out loud. Just playing
28:31 Mr. Green has taken over and won. Mr. Green was confident in his choices. There was no trying to count or calculate chance. It was going by his gut. They don't call him Mr. Green for a reason.
"The Mr Green Incident"
April 19th, 1993
It's not easy being green
gambling addiction gabe
It's actually crazy seeing psychological gambling principles affect someone so bad. The roulette wheel, for instance, is designed to spread numbers out such that if you bet on a bunch of numbers that are close on the grid, you'll be much more like to roll a number 'close' to one of them (you can see Jerma freak out about this a lot). It really is scary how people design these things to be as addictive as possible.
I love this, this is the best piece if content on the internet, my body hurts from laughing, once he started throwing up I just lost it holy ow
I'm about to start Fallout New Vegas for the first time and y'all know damn well who my character is gonna be
I feel that everyone ignores the sad existence of Mr. L,
Who sat for 2 hours at the ONLY slot machine, went to the blackjack table, lost all of his money, went on a rampage when he tried looking for an ATM, and smashed the slot machine with a crowbar. Was a sad life he lived.
Ten.
Fucking.
Dollars.
I hope Mr. Greenz plays a significant role in season 4 of Succession
this is the video that inspired me to make Mr. Green in the sims
this is funny, where I'm from Mr. green is already an online gambling site
Jerma has an entire mythology of characters at his disposal. He’s dangerously close to being remembered as a god thousands of years from now
I had this game when I was a kid, there was some sort of underlying scary element to it for me.
32:15
How do you make this game so interesting to watch lmao, you're a gem man.
5:19 is the exact moment when Mr.Green starts to claw his way out of Jermas psyche
25:12 I don’t know if it was intentional, but I love the sinister look of this woman’s design. She has the expression of a demon inviting Mr. Green deeper into sin.
Having just watched cigar tutorials for no reason, Mr. Green dragging a cigar in ONE DRAG means that he actually inhaled the cigar into his lungs, which you should NEVER FUCKING DO because the sheer amount of nicotine would send you to the ER because it's still a neurotoxin and WILL kill you at such high doses.
2:03 Chat doesn't understand Blackjack, Jerma doesn't understand his audience
10:07 Jerma makes an offer
20:39 Jerma has a bad start
30:33 Jerma never has insurance
This is by far my favorite jerma stream ever, I wish I was joking but I will rewatch this video atleast once a week.
This whole video made me laugh so goddamn hard lmao
Dr Jerma and Mr Green
He's the monster that lives within
This is the funniest video ever holy shit I haven’t laughed this hard at a YouTube video/stream in forever